Welcome .... sorry for the delay! My name is Tina and this is my horror (mostly) movie review site with only one criteria, all reviews will be related to movies that have been out for at least a few months before I review them. The only exception will be my movie predictions section, where I will attempt to predict whether or not I will have a positive review of the film prior to seeing it. 

I hope this site serves you well in deciding whether or not you want to venture out and see that movie you've been putting off. Just be careful, most of my reviews will have spoilers. I will try to update the site soon and move the spoilers to a separate page of each review, but for now it is all included in the main review.

Okay ghouls and boils ... let's get started, but always remember .... It's only a movie ... It's only a movie ... It's only a movie ...

UPCOMING REVIEWS

Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

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OPPENHEIMER

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Tucker & Dale vs. Evil

IT Chapter 2

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ALPHABETICAL LISTINGS

The Crow (2024) with Spoilers!

Horror | Dark Romance | Fantasy (R) 1h 51m Release Date: August 23, 2024Cast: Bill Skarsgard, FKA twigs, Danny Huston, Laura Birn, Karel Dobry, Director: Rupert SandersWriting Credits: James O'Barr, Zach Baylin, William Josef SchneiderCinematography: Steve AnnisMusic: Volker BertelmannCostume Design: Kurt and Bart

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The Flash (Spoilers)

Action | Adventure | Fantasy (PG-13) 2h 24m Release Date: June 16, 2023Cast: Ezra Miller, Michael Keaton, Sasha Calle, Ron Livingston, Maribel VerduDirector: Andy MuschiettiWriting Credits: Christina Hodson, John Francis Daley, Jonathan GoldsteinCinematography: Henry BrahamMusic: Benjamin WallfischCostume Design: Alexandre Byrne, Bob Ringwood

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Barbarian (Spoilers)

Horror, Thriller (R) 1h 42m Release Date: September 9, 2022Cast: Bill Skarsgard, Georgina Campbell, Justin Long, Richard Brake, Matthew Patrick DavisDirector: Zach CreggerWriting Credits: Zach CreggerCinematography: Zach KupersteinMusic: Anna DrubichCostume Design: Kiril Naumov

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Evil Dead Rise

Horror, Fantasy(R) 1h 36m Release Date: October 14, 2022Cast: Alyssa Sutherland, Lily Sullivan, Bruce Campbell, Nell Fisher, Gabrielle Echols, Morgan DaviesAdditional Cast: Mark Mitchinson, Billy Reynolds McCarthy, Jayden Daniels, Mirabai Pease, Director: Lee CroninWriting Credits: Lee CroninCinematography: Dave GarbettMusic: Stephen McKeon

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Halloween Ends 2022 (Spoilers)

Horror, Thriller (R) 1h 51m Release Date: October 14, 2022Cast: Jamie Lee Curtis, James Jude Courtney, Andi Matichak, Rohan Campbell, Will Patton, Nick Castle, Kyle RichardsAdditional Cast: Jack William Marshall, Jaxon Goldenberg, Candice Rose, Rick Moose, Michael O'Leary, Keraun Harris, Michele Dawson, Joanne BaronDirector: David Gordon GreenWriting Credits: John Carpenter, Debra Hill, Paul Brad Logan, Chris Bernier, Danny McBride, David Gordon GreenCinematography: Michael SimmondsMusic: John Carpenter, Cody Carpenter, Daniel A. DaviesCostume Design: Emily Gunshor

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Monster House 2006

I'm starting this one a little off topic, but something is [heavy] on my mind and must be mentioned. A friend of mine knew I needed a good laugh, so he sent me a funny article the other day [very thoughtful of him]. The article was written by an unconventional writer who goes by the name of Colin Nissan. I am not sure if this is a pseudonym or if it is really his name, but, whichever is the case, Colin cracked me up. His writing also reminded me that I need to stop holding back. Perhaps, one day soon, I will share this article with you, but for now ... I just want you to know that I promise I will put as much effort as possible toward trying not to filter myself so much that some of the things I write become forced and unnatural. I'm not sure whether or not that has been a [noticeable] problem, but I do know I try to walk a line that is [sometimes] very hard for me to maintain balance on. With all that said ....

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MERCHANDISE (COMING SOON!)


10-21-23: Big announcement coming in the very near future! Stay tuned!

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